Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
His new girl is probably classy and boring. I bet she doesn't feed him sour patch kids while she wiggles his weiner.
I'm twenty nine years old, now is not the time to start trying new drugs. I need a hedge fund...not another drug-induced hangover.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
I mean...if Marco gets pregnant, it is either the spawn of Satan or the second coming of Christ (neither of which I want in my life). So let's just hope that he doesn't grow a womb and that we don't have to consider either option.
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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