I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
Sometimes, when I pour the powdered creamer in my coffee I like to pretend it's Colombian grade cocaine.
That's the kind of morning coffee a girl could welcome the day with.
He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
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