it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
We must be getting old. All of our friends are having kids and they aren't illegitimate.
She broke both of her ankles trying to jump off the balcony. it's like every time she drinks she makes even more impressively bad decisions than the last time
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
No apologies necessary. Just give me sex and Pop Tarts, and we'll call it even.
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
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