I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
Me+graduation party+hammered drunk+polish horseshoes in the dark= black eye, crying, pissed, passed out in my dress... How was your weekend?
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
ALso, saw an adorable man walking an adorable dog with his adorable kid.
And yes, that last sentence is biased because my ovaries started screaming
I punched some guy in the face for being an asshole then later I went to say sorry and give him a hug and he started making out with me. How was your new years?
7:26 bus just came. I am sweatier than Louie Anderson eating chili in a sauna
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
Are you texting me while pooping again?
I'm also playing fetch with the dog
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