so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
He was having an allergic reaction to that new brand of vodka Eric brought, so he just started chasing with benadryl.. Talk about commitment.
Just saw a cougar do the walk of shame. She asked housekeeping where the fastest elevator was.
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
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