you were so drunk you slurred your pauses
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
The words "my birth control fell out" should never be spoken
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
oh my god I have a fantastic druncle story to tell you. It involves a burrito, a meltdown and a bear
The burrito and meltdown are standard, but I'm intrigued by the bear
That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
All of my friends are talking about changing their lives because they have an alcohol addiction and I'm over here reminding my boss that it's national beer day.
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
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