...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
So when jo picked me up from the bar I kept apologizing and kept telling her "I'm just a wittle donut"
I am midnight drunk by noon
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
I just had a 30 minute fake cell phone conversation with myself just to avoid hooking up with the drunk guy next to me. its like an art form.
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
I've always wanted to pass out in a bathtub
I think most people do. Your only real mistake was turning the water on first.
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
I don't know if your celebrity crush has ever asked you for nudes, but it's fucking awesome
Idk if my headache is from the alcohol, the pot brownies, or being dragged down 8 flights of stairs by my ankles because i passed out in the 12th floor girls bathroom by you. Probably a combo of all three.
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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