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I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
I am swimming in semen. He must have been holding it in for a special occasion.
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
She woke me up with an urgent call telling me she was rolling on Mollie and swimming in the ocean. I mean that's just great. If she drowns, I'll feel responsible.
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
So I woke up with a terribly bandaged finger an then discovered a pot of bloody onions on the stove.....who the fuck decided it was a good idea for me to try and cook
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
My "lord keep me from stabbing a bitch" prayer has gotten a lot of miles today
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
I had sex with two guys in one day. One on my grandma's couch, one on a golf course. This is the greatest post-surgery accomplishment I could ask for.
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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