he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
Just read my long term horoscope. I'm not gonna get laid for another 2 years.
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
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