? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
So that wine I told you about is vile...
That the stuff you brewed in your dorm closet? Are you actually going to drink it?
Yup. It's drinkable. Might go blind, but I've got to use my chemistry minor for something.
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
Is Oprah even human
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