my grand plan for the evening is to do shots of vodka til i cant anymore
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
Your either lost or getting food, if your lost find me a girl on your way back, if your getting food grab me a double cheese
Brown or brunette? Ketchup or mustard?
I love you bro
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
Your shoe was in the washing machine. I have it in my pocket. My phone rang before and I answered your shoe. Meet me at the bar in 10.
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
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