wait so...it's like an actual thing to masturbate using the detachable shower head? WTF I thought I was being creative!
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
Dude there's ten thousand dollars worth of damage to the kids house and three thousand in stolen property and his dog is missing he is pissed
If I give him back his dog do you think he'll invite me to the next party
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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