Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
So im on with some ukrainian stripper for a vodka tasting tomorrow. If I die tell my family im awesome
Not only is it unacceptable to be bar hopping alone at 5 o'clock. It is definitely unacceptable to do so with a lobster
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Well, thats the first guy to go to jail because of my vagina
Post that event on your timeline
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
My phone autocorrected "shhhhh" to "AHHHHHHHHH" and I feel like that says a lot about my life
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
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