I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
I think he pocket dials me so much because I'm in his phone as 'Air Mattress'
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
I replaced his Viagra pills with sleeping pills.
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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