would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
I didn't just randomly come up with it. But if you want to give me extra credit for creativity I have a bare chest and chocolate sauce left
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
you're usually drunk when you offer. there's one time you called me, told me not to dye my hair red, and asked if i wanted to see your tits.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
Nothing too major over here lately. Just had a date with an ex-internet porn star turned lawyer. He said: "at my 3rd burning man I taught a workshop on BDSM" and I knew it was going to be a fun night.
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
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