Best feeling in the world? holding your pee all day for a negative preggo test
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
I'm not a horrible person, I just see what everyone chooses to politely ignore.. And occasionally say it aloud whilst deeply intoxicated.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
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