I fear hooking up with people who have white pillowcases because my guyliner always smears on it and i either have to A. sneak out in the night or B. wash it and see them again
Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
I apparently used the line "I'm a bouncer too so i would know if I were too drunk" then they asked me to leave.
My vibrator looks like a lipstick tube. So does my mace. I just realized the potential problems of keeping them both in the same bag.
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
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