waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
You can kiss the security deposit goodbye after you and your boyfriend did donuts on his moped in the middle of the apartment. It was impressive since you were both too drunk to walk.
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
I accidentally sent him a snapchat of my boobs and now we're going on a date tomorrow... Could be worse.
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
I am eating a fluff-a-nutter sandwich at the gym right now. I brought vodka too.
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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