yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
Because when I say 'You shouldn't drink anymore', she hears, 'I personally challenge you to chug 3 more mixed drinks'
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
Put viagra in his coffee. I did that with Geoff last month and three hours later I had bitten through a throw pillow and gotten a noise complaint from a neighbor
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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