I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
Nothing says "we're never gonna bone" like "nice haircut, it makes you look like my cousin"
I deserve this hangover.
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
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