This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
Just had to explain to a senior manager why I had duct tape residue on my wrist and hand. This weekend was a success.
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
She pulled a wad of lint out of my bellybutton while she was blowing me. Said she's never seen anything like it. I've never gone soft so fast.
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
Then, he ate me out while I watched Bo Burnham. Best. Night. Ever.
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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