oh and i feel obligated to inform you that there will be no sexin' because it's 'lady time' for me. so this ain't a booty call.
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
Just now remembered singing Trashy Women at the reception. Not karaoke, just sang along with the mic I stole from the DJ. All while still in my dress drinking champagne from the bottle
I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
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