Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
I wish Pampers made couches for people like us.
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
I'm really stoned in my underwear. I probably won't make it to the bar.
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
He used the ring emoji and we've gone out four times. What is my life.
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
Randomize
