I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
WHY IS MY CAR MISSING A DOOR YOU BITCH
budget cuts
YOU CANT BLAME EVERYTHING YOU DO WHILE DRUNK ON BUDGET CUTS
budget cuts are serious business
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
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