Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
Some guy just stopped me in the bar and asked if I had a shot named after me at another bar called God damn my VaJana hurts? He already knew my name was Jana so I couldn't deny it!
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
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