Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
my breakfast just consisted of gushers (made with real fruit!) and they're trying to tell me im not eating right?
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
I have three paper towels stuck up my vagina. This is not a time to be calm.
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
You called me at 3 am laughing like an idiot. Apparently you consider breaking out of the hospital to be a lifetime achievement.
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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