yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
I was literally convinced that the turkey wrap i was eating was keeping me alive. And i couldnt have been happier. That high.
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
When you put the phrases "just out of shower" and "did you get the picture" that close together, a picture of hamburger helper is not exactly what I expected to pop up.
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
Randomize