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You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
I'm not in the business of asking people about their lizard
I meant his actual lizard not his manhood
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
BITCH IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I'M STARTING ON A FISHBOWL OF LIQUOR WITHOUT YOU
I read that out. Group response is "Katie is hard as fuck."
WITH MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY MITTENS
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
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