So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I skipped work to stalk him.
Why the fuck do they always fuck on couches in porn?
Don't ever text me while you're jacking off. EVER.
She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
you were stealing lawn gnomes and punching cars. I'm not surprised you got arrested.
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
Thanks for telling my landlord that the poop stain was yours and not my secret dog.
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
I had a dream that I had to take a breathalyzer but then it turned out to be a bong....why can't that be real life?
I barely trust you with my tinder, why would I let you take the staples out of my head?!
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