I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
I'm eating cheerios out of the palm of my hand while I pee with the door open. Is this adulthood?
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
At least I’m an “essential employee” and can still bang my boss. \n\nFingers crossed my husband doesn’t ask why I’m essential, the orgasms are too good to give up during this pandemic
Randomize