He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
Fun fact: drinking me now steals weaponry
Not gonna make it. My ovaries are playing laser tag
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..
Not very gracefully, that's how.
I cannot take an uber back in my costume...can you please come get me?
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