Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
The funny thing about my wife cheating on me is that the guy probably has genital warts now. Sweet.
Mmmm, vodka for breakfast
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
YOU NEED TO STOP BLOWING DUDES ON MY COUCH AT MY PARTIES
YOU NEED TO STOP PROVIDING TEQUILA AT YOUR PARTIES
There was a huge crash. I came out of my room to find you sprawled out at the bottom of the stairs in your bra and panties. You looked at me, yelled 'WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE' and then ran back into his room.
there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
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