yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
I'm home with mono, wearing knee high socks, shorts, a stained old shirt, and a surgical mask. He comes over ANYWAY with soup, a gas mask, billions of DVDs, and eats me out. He's either stupid, whipped, or i'm just THAT good.
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
Church boner. Awkwardddd
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
I got him a footlong to apologize for trying to push him off a balcony...
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
I have seriously seen way too may DIY cut off jean booty shorts and half shirts on fat girls this summer. Fuck you Pinterest.
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
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