Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
In order of importance: Where am I? Where's my car? Where are my clothes? Who is this chick in the room?
Anne's couch, the bar, your car, Anne.
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
My worst case scenario tonight is that I fuck a hot Swiss girl. Let that give you perspective on my life at the moment.
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
My vagina is officially offended.
this is an emotional support booty call
I'm sorry I pissed in your bedroom and then woke you up when I tried to jump off the balcony
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