Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
so i told her that taking semen on the face helps make your skin smoother.
and?
luckily she was drunk enough to believe she had really bad acne...
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
I just remembered you petting my nose last night to help the cocaine 'sink in'. I don't think that's how it works
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
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