My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
Just stole a goat. Bringing it to your house to cock block. Blame the goat not me.
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
How did you tell her we met?
I told her that we met at the sex shop down the street, I thought it would be the most reasonable explanation.
He got the life proof phone case so he could jack off in the shower without his wife knowing
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
The closest thing I've had to an orgasm lately is sneezing nonstop from fucking allergies.
"I'm 22, I could die in a piano bar." -a sentence i actually just said to my boss
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
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