Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
Welcome to texting with Mike. You're now leaving the sober section and headed to our insanely high bad decision making portion of mike. Enjoy the trip.
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
Just got hit on by a middle-aged puerto-rican clown who told me that it would be bad to date someone who offers to buy me coffee and makes something of themselves. I love the NY subway.
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
I just got high and swiffered the bathroom floor....2 for 2 on brilliant life ideas
Yeah, oh and the story gets better. His friend was dressed as a christmas tree wrapped in twinkle lights and had to plug himself in the wall all night.
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
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