So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
phil was outside the bar last night, sitting on the ground playing songs on a guitar hero guitar to people walking by for money...best version of free bird ever
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
Just found out my ex boss was running a whore house in the bar. Time to remove her as a reference?
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
Never in my life did I dream that I would meet and NFL linesman, let alone that he would be standing before me dressed as a Roman centurion and asking for Vaseline.
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
It’s just a penis. It’s like every other penis except it’s not the one you’re married to. Ride it or don’t ride it, but don’t agonize about it
Your not going to hell because you need some strange and the neighbor noticed you look damn good in a bikini
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