but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
he needs to stop telling all his friends what my queefs sound like. its getting awkward to be around people who can quote my vagina.
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
You shouted "FUCK SHANIA TWAIN" and then downed an Aquafina bottle of white wine none of us knew how to react
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
True friendship: When you can hold your best friend's hair and still eat your Stromboli at the same time.
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
So what's it like to be pregnant?
It feels like I'm hungover and when I was drunk I was kicked off a mechanical bull and then trampled.
Randomize
