I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
You drunk dialed me talking about the stages of mitosis. There is no way you didn't ace your bio final
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
I'm about to initiate a game of drunk UNO.
Drunk UNO has officially been banned from now until forever.
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
That's good. So do you know why there is a giant pile of old tires in the laundry room and kitchen?
Well we knew you needed some tires, found someone on the way home who was giving them away and took them all. Has to be 4 in there you can use.
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