I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
I can't believe I just compared my penis to a St. Bernard.
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
Why can't public transit accommodate my lifestyle of drinking til midnight on a Monday?
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
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