I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
Oh my god, are you sexting me while watching the Democratic debate.
100%
Now I'll never know if it was me that got you worked up, or Bernie Sanders' social policies.
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
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