i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
I fell off my bed and busted open my chin on the prisoner of azkaban. Somehow missed the almost empty Jose handle next to it. So guess what I was doing last night?
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
painting my nails while super high-drunk. Ended up painting my entire hands. Both.
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
Drunk packed a lunch. Made two turkey sandwiches and threw in a bag of raw bacon. Gold star for the day drunk self.
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
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