It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
can you come get me and bring me shorts and a shirt
maybe shoes and water too
oh and maybe a noose to hang myself
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
Im pretty sure he just said he wants to make a baby with me, but he's pretty shitfaced, so I'm not sure if he knows who I am.
That was an excessively violent trivia night
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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