If you want her to think you're a true humanitarian, you may want to stop referring to Hands Across America as "the Ghostbusters 2 of fund raisers."
Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
I called him Han Solo during sex, he looked at me like he was mortified then I realized he came.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
Please tell me I made it home with both shoes on
Nope
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
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