when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
dinner with the girl I motorboated last semester wasn't as awkward as I thought it would be
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
Fair warning, if I start singing "Kiss Me, I'm Shitfaced" at any point tomorrow, just go with it
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
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