"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
Walked into this guys room, saw a tickle me elmo under his desk with white stains in its mouth. This is awkward.
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
You asked me to be the big spoon, when you passed out on the stairs
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
Just realized I'm going to have to make you sign a non-disclosure agreement before my wedding.
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
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