Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
Its okay. I just know how you can text with your hands cuffed behind you back, so I had no idea what "oh shit" meant.
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