I want to stick my p in your. b.
I would have at least made out with you if you were showered.
you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
Dude, I just had the best sex of my life in a porta potty at the NCAA girls lax championships but didn't get her name or number. But I have her sunglasses. How is this possible, I'm sad.
I love your life.
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
It took 6 cruisers to bust the party last night. Cop asked if the theme was a beach party. I said I would fucking hope so with 8 tons of sand in the garage
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
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