I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
If he starts "inventing" things cut him off. The last thing he invented was chocolate chip green beans and he destroyed my kitchen
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
Also, next time I go get a wax, I'm gonna ask the girl about the innie to outie ratio she sees on the daily.
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
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