I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
How I know we're old. Don knows the owner. The owner said 'How about some shots?' We said no thanks. He looked puzzled and came back later and said 'You know it's on the house?' We said 'Yeah, no thanks.'
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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