So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
He just showed up in boxer briefs and loafers with only his phone and condoms
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
I just saw a woman give her infant whiskey tits. About ten minutes ago she was doing shots, and now she's breast feeding. Whiskey. Tits.
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