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Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
Someone should tell Glenda that I only hang with her because she makes me look prettier.
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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