Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
We just shotgunned beers for America
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
So I told him it takes a lot to get me drunk & he said he was the heavyweight champion in college. We high-fived. Obviously I'm the favorite child.
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.
Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
Sorry if that was awkward, i will never call you sober ever again
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
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