it wasn't lemon gatorade
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
My girlfriend is studying for the MCAT by watching The Magic Schoolbus. There go my dreams of being a househusband.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
There's nothing like telling your girl to hold your pants while peeing on your neighbors door
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
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