I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
The pink midgets playing hockey is the EXACT reason cold meds and alcohol do not mix. Period.
He uses pillows to masturbate.
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
I'm six Popsicles away from an existential breakdown.
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
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