I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid
Did you send adult things?
Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
i just remebered that we smoked out my hamster yesterday...
i hope hes still alive. i just remember you give him a shit load of cereal and saying "trust me your going to need it"
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
Also 70% sure I have a splinter on my eyelid from last night
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
No we don't really celebrate valentines day, we just use it as an excuse to drink 3 bottles of red wine and fuck for a few hours.
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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