I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
also I just used a straw to drink the juice out of a tomato b/c I forgot how to bite.
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
You are very nonchalant about the high probability of us having an orgy.
Eh, I'm ok with this, this can work. We're the best kind of the worst people.
I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
Your skill with memes is vaguely frightening
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
Is that strawberry winking at me??
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